Uh. Why?

"At the end of the song, there are two girls kissing. And if two girls kissing offends you, you need..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:47:11 -0400

“At the end of the song, there are two girls kissing. And if two girls kissing offends you, you need to grow up.”

- Graham Norton, Eurovision 2013 commentary (via istillplaywithdolls)

69shadesofgayy: monstersofman: uncomfortableconfusion: The...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:46:35 -0400

69shadesofgayy:

monstersofman:

uncomfortableconfusion:

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

I cant

Ill have 6000 please

girl-in-the-band25: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:43:36 -0400

girl-in-the-band25:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

All the time.

dickhowell: eurovision is like a highschool party only the cool ones can come (europe) and the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:37:50 -0400

dickhowell:

eurovision is like a highschool party

only the cool ones can come (europe) and the unpopular ones cant (america)

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on my water.

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:37:38 -0400

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:48:46 -0400

paulisglamorous: Just admit it this was the most intense scene...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:48:22 -0400

paulisglamorous:

Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood

Adam Levine - BOOM!

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:44:44 -0400

Adam Levine - BOOM!

proni-stat-et-manu-stat: boooooooooobby: American school...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:59:30 -0400

proni-stat-et-manu-stat:

boooooooooobby:

American school system

Any school system.

fuckyeahpaganism: May 24th and/or May 25th

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:33 -0400

fuckyeahpaganism:

May 24th and/or May 25th

neon-vagina:

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:56:47 -0400

neon-vagina:

A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:50:32 -0400

satan-doge:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

THIS IS A CROP

IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN

THIS IS A WHIP

IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN

NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN

I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 22:49:37 -0400

tyleroakley: NAILED IT.

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:42:32 -0400

tyleroakley:

NAILED IT.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:39:07 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

happypartying: this is exactly me if i don’t like the ending of...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:38:40 -0400

happypartying:

this is exactly me if i don’t like the ending of a book

When I see a joke on Tumblr:

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:38:00 -0400

When I see the same joke on Facebook:

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:37:21 -0400

tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:35:14 -0400

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

diaryofajohnlockian: wickedwitchoftheeastcollins: I HAEV...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:33:20 -0400

diaryofajohnlockian:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

I HAEV BEEN LAUHGIN GFOR ABUOT THRITY MINTUES SOMEON EHALP